Acid Flower
By Amasaki Yoshimi
Overall: Crap
Smex Factor: Sexy sexy
Art: Ugly
Status: 2 volumes; ongoing
Review: SMUT.
IT'S SUCH SMUT, I'M CHOKING ON MY BREATH JUST SAYING IT.
It's about a vampire that needs sperm. And I'm not even kidding.
Or reading the plot summary of an AV.
It's about a vampire.
That needs.
SPERM.
Not to mention that the art's generically BAD, and the uke, Kanan, looks like a girl. (Which they frequently emphasize, actually.) All the boys get erections JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM.
Let me just say that again:
All of the boys get erections.
WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM.
All the boys.
Instead of Kanan, the erection king, the seme is the sperm-vampire. (Is it really vampirism if he needs sperm?) Why would this other guy be needing Kanan's sperm (from a penis that I'm not convinced exists) when Kanan can conveniently give boys erections just by getting their attention? Wouldn't it make more sense if King Boner was the spermpire? His boner-giving powers would be his way of attracting his prey! He wouldn't even have to work for it! IT MAKES SENSE.
But sense is not something this manga makes anyway, so back to the real spermpire. Sensei, Kanan's teacher/preacher/doctor (that's a lot of degrees), must give Kanan inifinite blowjobs because if he doesn't, he will get the urge to kill people. Not suck their blood, mind you. Kill people. If he doesn't ingest sperm. There's really nothing I can add to that.
I think some sort of plot kicks in around the end of volume one, but I'M certainly not reading that far. It's probably stupid and makes no sense anyway.
In conclusion:
Does this even have a plot?
The GRATUITOUS SEX-- whoops, I meant GROTESQUE SEX.
Kanan is girlier than the girliest girl who ever girled. (All he's missing is the vagina.)
GOD IT'S JUST SO STUPID I HATE IT SO MUCH.
IT'S SUCH SMUT, I'M CHOKING ON MY BREATH JUST SAYING IT.
It's about a vampire that needs sperm. And I'm not even kidding.
Or reading the plot summary of an AV.
It's about a vampire.
That needs.
SPERM.
Not to mention that the art's generically BAD, and the uke, Kanan, looks like a girl. (Which they frequently emphasize, actually.) All the boys get erections JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM.
Let me just say that again:
All of the boys get erections.
WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM.
All the boys.
Instead of Kanan, the erection king, the seme is the sperm-vampire. (Is it really vampirism if he needs sperm?) Why would this other guy be needing Kanan's sperm (from a penis that I'm not convinced exists) when Kanan can conveniently give boys erections just by getting their attention? Wouldn't it make more sense if King Boner was the spermpire? His boner-giving powers would be his way of attracting his prey! He wouldn't even have to work for it! IT MAKES SENSE.
But sense is not something this manga makes anyway, so back to the real spermpire. Sensei, Kanan's teacher/preacher/doctor (that's a lot of degrees), must give Kanan inifinite blowjobs because if he doesn't, he will get the urge to kill people. Not suck their blood, mind you. Kill people. If he doesn't ingest sperm. There's really nothing I can add to that.
I think some sort of plot kicks in around the end of volume one, but I'M certainly not reading that far. It's probably stupid and makes no sense anyway.
In conclusion:
Does this even have a plot?
The GRATUITOUS SEX-- whoops, I meant GROTESQUE SEX.
Kanan is girlier than the girliest girl who ever girled. (All he's missing is the vagina.)
GOD IT'S JUST SO STUPID I HATE IT SO MUCH.
I remember you telling me about this. SO RIDICULOUS. I'll avoid reading this, I don't want to lose braincells...
ReplyDeletePfft, but still... the idea is too ridiculous... Sperm? Seriously? Fail.