11/27/09

Sweet


Sweet
By Minami Haruka

Overall:
Homocheese
Smex Factor:
Sexy Sexy
Art:
Generic (They all look like GIIIIIIIIRLS)
Status: 1 Volume; Complete





Review: These people need to learn that there's a time and a place for everything! I mean, blowing off work to have Lots and Lots of Sex is one thing, but just doing it wherever you happen to be standing? Washed away by the throes of passion INDEED. Morons.

There's the Stupid Hero and the Conniving Stalker with a Crush. If you don't figure out that Stalker (who is also company prez or something equally as unimportant) is the patissier that Stupid is so obsessed with, then you're stupid too. Anyway, Stupid is clearly a crappy business man, because he tells Stalker, "I wanna license the cakes that your hotel sells!" and then promptly gets roped into some off-the-books sex scandal. All while never bothering to check the legalities or progression of said deal. There is a reason I have nicknamed him Stupid.

Complete with Dirty Pillow Talk! (The pastry analogies just get weird after a while.) And fantasy sex that makes no sense anatomically or at all period. All made (slightly more than) disarming by the fact that both of the characters look like pretty girls. Yes. Both.
And some squick involving the fact that the theme is "sweets." LEAVE THOSE PRETTY CAKES OUT OF YOUR PERVERTED ROMPING YOU PSEUDO TRANSSEXUALS.

The extra is called "I'll Tie You Up, Kiss You, and Fuck You," which is pretty self-explanatory. (Say "no" to date rape!)

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